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The Buffalo Blizzard of 2022 – A Christmas Story

The Buffalo Blizzard of 2022

A Christmas story.

As we center into orbit around the great blue marble we call Earth, we have detected serious blizzard like conditions covering a major part of the United States with the most dangerous conditions centering over a section of WNY in an area called Buffalo. We are picking up some of their primitive radio signals from the current Buffalo Niagara Association of Realtors, President Joel Husvar, requesting that everyone stay in their homes and take very seriously what the earthlings are referring to as a “driving ban” to avoid life-threatening scenarios. Mr. Husvar who is also the Broker for one of the top 10 Real Estate Brokerages in the area went on to issue an ancient greeting and said “Merry Christmas.”  Hold on, we have just sighted an unusual alien spacecraft off our starboard helm (the likes of which can only be described as highly anomalous.) It appears to be an old fashioned sled stacked with what can only be described as a limitless supply of toys. It is piloted by a single humanoid entity who is not wearing the usual protective space suit. It doesn’t seem possible, but our sensors have determined it is nothing more than a simple red wool flannel garment. His propulsion system is even more unusual. It is being pulled by a series of animals with antlers and one of them has what looks like a red beacon on its nose. We are picking up what might be a distress signal from the craft. It’s the pilot of the craft. His message is coming over our monitors. We are patching it through to you now. “Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Peace on Earth and Goodwill toward men.”
We will be tracking this phenomenon and keep our crew advised of this visitor’s progress as we continue our mission to boldly go where no one has gone before….
From all of us at Husvar Real Estate, have a very Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, and a healthy and prosperous New Year. Stay Home and stay safe.

Author Brendan J. Cunningham is a New York Licensed Associate Real Estate Broker, lead of the Platinum Team at HusVar Real Estate, as well as an accomplished writer, Shakespearean trained professional actor, and podcaster.

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